Did the Founder morph out of their clothes for this “solid intimacy?” Did they look at Odo’s perfectly shaped dick and tried to guess how that would fit in there? Does it feel like it was made out of velour and were there velcro asmr noises? This and more questions you didn’t want asked on tonight’s DS9
Ok but consider this: Odo had that one love scene with Kira where he turns into mist and surrounds her and she looks real happy about it. So, points to him for creativity in the bedroom but do you think he knows what humanoid males actually do?
Or do you think he forms a penis shaped like a rooster and tells the Founder that that’s normal?
He had that one relationship with the alien security agent prior to all this so who knows how that went but it was after he turned back into changeling.
Maybe Bashir handed him a kid’s book or video on human anatomy and biology but wrote it just for him.
So,
You’ve been locked into one form for the rest of your life….