beverly crusher is so lucky that julian “every fetish known to man” bashir is there to take the heat as Star Trek’s Horniest Doctor. we don’t talk about beverly crusher enough but she literally fucked a ghost that one time. hey remember that? remember how every female member of her family for generations has fucked this ghost? remember how beverly crusher had an honest to g-d orgasm onscreen? it lasted for like a minute. nobody talks about it. i want to talk about that