although I’ve recently come to believe that Quark is cursed into transforming into the Burger King king at night I’m sure he went through a period of attempting to purchase every earth franchise he could get his hands on. When he couldn’t get the McDonalds one he just made his off-brand one and the golden arches were a stylized pair of ferengi lobes meeting at brow.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve been waiting on my Double QuarkPounder with cheese and yamok sauce