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Fanfic to emerge from this week’s Good Place:

- Eleanor and Sam the Eagle
- Eleanor and Tahania, Tahani’s Centaur double
- Eleanor and Rihanna’s calf

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Here’s how I picture scenario 2:

Tahania: Eleanor Shellstrop, I do not understand the purposes of these advances. As a centaur, I would crush you in bed…

Eleanor: Look Sensual Centaur, if I’m gonna romance Tahani right might as well test drive it on a horse that’s molded after her.

Tahania: But, Eleanor Shellstrop, we would not be compatible, my centaur anatomy

Eleanor: Listen, hot gorgeous equine, I got the bottom bits covered, believe me, It’s more about the kissing and maybe cupping but mostly the romancing part.

Tahania: *Sigh* Very well, but be advised I will be taking down detailed notes on this clipboard and grading your performance.