- Request a better fitting sweater sir.

- Denied! Now if you want a bridge officer you’re going to have wear that sweater, get some leg warmers (I know you mother has some) a some sweatbands for your wrists and forehead and the skimpiest short shorts you can find. You shall then study the historical tapes of Michael Flatley and I expect you to dance in that outfit on the tactical ramp. And I’d better be moved. to. tears.