As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:

Customer: Hello

Me: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?

Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.

Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?

Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.

Me: But…what about the kids?

Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*