plantanarchy
the recent New Yorker video on “why millennial own so many plants” used the term “plantfluencer” within the first 5 seconds and I have not known peace since that day
this is the reason I hope tumblr continues to exist for a long damn time because no one, not even the most successful and cool popular blogs can ever reach “influencer” status on this blue hell. which is possibly why it will go under but listen, I will cling to this seeming last vestige of enthusiastic hobbyists and goofy storytellers and queer scientists and feral activists and wholesome knowledge seekers untainted by promotional materialism until my dying BREATH
ms-demeanor
“influencer” is just another word for someone who still fears death.
*at best* popular tumblrites can become cryptids.
nudityandnerdery
Yes, please, I would like to be a cryptid.
To be fair, I’m not popular enough to be a cryptid. More like a low grade urban legend. The equivalent of that “My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious” line from Ferris Bueller.
