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starless-dark

There are Five Valid Occupations in this world:

1. Jaded, washed up private detective

2. Master thief

3. Cowboy

4. Feral Mad Scientist

5. Polar Explorer Overdosing on Hubris

starless-dark

Update:

6. Dashing early 1900′s aviator (goggles and inadvisably long scarf are a must)

7. Victorian writer two steps away from dying of brain fever

8. Ancient Greek shepherd that gets involved in some wacky divine shenanigans against their will

9. Android trying to Understand Feelings

10. Small town fisherman that never stops giving out cryptic warnings and advice

which one am I

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