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things i have called jim kirk while watching tos:
- a honeybaked ham
- your second margarita had on a breezey sunday afternoon
- man of many eyelashes
- the gentlest smile™
- thicc boy. a real beef of a lad
- mr. emotions
- inventor of Fistfight Acrobatics in the Least Appropriate place and time
- space feminist
- salad oppressor
- jim ‘i have tore through 3 shirts in the last hour’ kirk
- jimbo
- jim jimminy jim jim jimmerie
- the first bite of a warm cookie
- five golden retrievers in a human suit
- medical checkup evader extraordinaire
- sunshine’s literal embodiment
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