spidermellon
my favorite part of any gng episode
taakoshell
Pat: [clears his throat, talking softly for the ASMR segment] Colonel… How do I know which moisturizer to buy, and how do I know it’ll match my skin type?
Brian: [also talking softly] Unfortunately Snake, there’s no way to tell for sure. Certain retailers will offer samples, but in most cases it’s up to you to purchase a product and try it out.
Pat: Hrnhh… Sounds expensive…
Brian: It is, Snake. And the cost disproportionately effects women.
Pat: Women…?
Brian: Societal norms in the west dictate that a woman’s value is tied to their appearance. And the thing every woman has…
Pat: Skin…
Brian: Right.
Pat: So, we expect women to attain a higher — [clears his throat] we expect women to attain perfect skin, and we also expect them to pay for it.
Brian: All while paying them less for doing the same jobs as men.
Pat: So Colonel, that means…
Brian: Yes Snake, it is imperative that you give your money to women.
Pat: Right!
