Spy Aunt: Pretend you have a toothache so you can be seen by the hot Doctor Wife who’s lusting for you and steal a diamond

Spy Nephew: I hate this.

(at the doctor’s office)
Doc: So you have a loose filling…

Spy Nephew: I DO?!?

Doc: Don’t worry, I’ll do a local and it’ll be over before you know it

Spy Nephew: I HATE THIS