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“What is Dune about?” well imagine that Maryland were in space and Old Bay had cocaine mixed in and gave you superpowers but it came out of the butts of angry worms

wingleader

An accurate and unique take

glumshoe

I know multiple Marylanders who carry tubs of Old Bay on their person wherever they go and have it shipped from home when they’re traveling for a while. They add it to everything. If they don’t get their daily dose of Old Bay they will die.

alicenginger

As a Marylander I really wish I could dispute this.  

But it’s true. 

glumshoe

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you can never leave Maryland unless you bring a personal stockpile of Old Bay with you

glumshoe

I rest my case:

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Old Bay is the spice melange.

spockvarietyhour

@paramaline​

I always used to have an Old Bay on hand in Texas

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