CANADIAN GEESE ARE OUR EVIL PROTECTORS AND IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO THEM WE WILL KNOW AND AVENGE THEM. 

#TRUE STORY ONE OF MY OLD NEIGHBORS WORKED BORDER PATROL IN WINDSOR ONTARIO AND ONE SUMMER A SET OF CANADIAN GEESE (WHICH MATE FOR LIFE) #DECIDED THAT THEY WANTED TO MAKE A NEST RIGHT IN PARKING LOT. IN THE PARKING SPACE FOR THE BIG FUCKING LIKE ARMORED BOMB TRUCK VEHICLE #SO DO YOU THINK THEY MOVED THE CANADIAN GOOSE NEST? #NOPE #FOR THE SUMMER THEY MOVED THE BOMBPROOF TRUCK TO A DIFFERENT SPOT #THEN PYLONED AND TAPED OFF THE AREA #AND THREE BABY GEESE HATCHED #DO NOT FUCK WITH OUR GEESE #CANADA