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Having Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones as a professor would be weird as fuck. He flies in from El Dorado (which is real), teaches one class on Neolithic monoliths, disappears for three weeks, only to show up in the news after murdering thirteen members of the Imperial Japanese Navy with the Trident of Shiva.

None of this is on the syllabus.

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his TA must be severely panicked and overworked each time Indy disappears

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