dumdolly
who just sent me money “for being perfect”
dumdolly


turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin
naked-yogi
^ yup.
shareyourpie
Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”
nudityandnerdery
I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”
systlin
I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”
constellations-and-energy
I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”
joasakura
$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”
thequantumqueer

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

juxtapoesition
I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

juxtapoesition








