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ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP, YOU ASSHOLES, I AM NOT GOING TO ASK FOR MUCH FROM THIS SERIES, I’M CONTENT TO LET YOU GUYS DO YOUR THING, BUT LISTEN TO ME, FILONI AND FAVREAU, NOTHING HAD BETTER HAPPEN TO THIS BABY.
THAT IS MY FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO MY PRECIOUS CHILD OR I WILL FIND YOU, BOTH OF YOU, AND CRY ON YOU UNTIL YOU REGRET IT.
G O D, NO WONDER YODA WENT EVERYWHERE ON A HOVERBOARD OR HAD PEOPLE CARRY HIM, CAN YOU IMAGINE BABY YODA? HE’D NEVER HAVE HAD TO WALK ANYWHERE FOR LIKE THE FIRST THREE HUNDRED YEARS OF HIS LIFE.
THEY’D HAVE ALL BEEN F I G H T I N G FOR WHOSE TURN IT WAS TO CARRY HIM IN THEIR POCKET.
I AM READY TO KILL A MAN FOR THIS BABY I JUST MET, IMAGINE A BABY FOR A HUNDRED YEARS, A TODDLER FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED, JUST LOOKING AT YOU WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL BIG EYES.
NO FUCKING WONDER THE JEDI HAD TO LEARN TO CONTROL THEIR EMOTIONS, I AM READY TO WEEP JUST LOOKING AT THIS BABY, IMAGINE IF THEY EVER TALK OR SAYS ANYTHING CUTE.
“ANOTHER COOKIE, I MAY HAVE? PWEASE?” IT’LL ASK AND LOOK UP SO CUTELY.
BOTH ME AND PEDRO PASCAL OVER THERE: “I WILL MURDER EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE TOWN TO GET YOU A COOKIE, SWEETIE.”
SO NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO THIS PRECIOUS BEAN OR I WILL HAVE TO FIND YOU, FAVREAU. YOU TOO, FILONI. I AM SERIOUS. THIS IS THE ONLY THING I AM ASKING OF YOU FOR THIS SHOW.
NOTHING BAD BETTER HAPPEN TO THE BABY!!!!!
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