smallest-feeblest-boggart
#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated
why are these tags so funny
averruncusho
THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO
dustrial-inc
Next, finding a towel to dry your hands.













