kirkspocks
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
chromalogue
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count'nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.
hiking-viking
systlin
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
themintykid
theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
bold-sartorial-statement
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
andersonsallpurpose
the-winter-road
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki
books-and-candy-ples
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
rembrandtswife
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
mindscab
ireneadonovan
deeranger
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
På dagen for Tors fødsel
På asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lå Loke
“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”
*Snorts*
ikeracity
hackedmotionsensors
verylatetrash
marvel-lous-things
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
scarlet-silverweaver
the rosetta stone of shitposting
roguehoneybadger
incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
