“Garak reaches such high levels of celebrity that fans come to DS9 just to visit his shop. He tries to get them to leave through veiled assassination attempts, but to no avail; they just seem to multiply. This is Cardassia’s first encounter with lizard fuckers”
All the kudos to @linscoresby and @babe-ylon5, because I was rolling while reading that ds9 karaoke au. Dear Lord. So naturally, art was in order.
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