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The Witcher, 1x04 - Of Banquets, Bastards, and Burials.
ohblessit
Listen I looked up uses for chamomile oil, and topically it’s used for sores and rashes.
So now this scene is so funny to me because Geralt 100% has saddle rash. You know he’s perpetually low on coin and Roach’s saddle got as old and worn as his armor was, but does he replace it? No. Does he stop riding? No. He just keeps stubbornly slipping around on the beat up old thing, gets a rash from it and has his bard rub oil on it for him.
This witcher is a disaster.
anais-ninja-bitch
okay, that tracks. but there also, it must be said, is a STRONG implication that he needs jaskier to do it because geralt LITERALLY cannot find his own ass with both hands.
holdmecloseandfast
To be fair, that’s only because his traps are so thick he can’t reach all the way back there.
cipheramnesia
headcannon Geralt thinks his ass is as flat as wooden plank and has no clue about the curvature of it
nudityandnerdery
Check out Jaskier’s Soundcloud for the original lyrics, “Toss A Coin To Your Witcher (With An Ass You Can Bounce A Quarter Off)”.
