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Five minutes later:
Ciri: Why is Jaskier on the ground?
Geralt, indignantly: He booped me! I had to deck him in order to recover my dignity.
Jaskier, proudly, from where he’s still lying down in the dirt: And I called him a good boy!
Geralt, with his voice breaking: And he called me a good boy.
Jaskier: It was worth it. 10/10 would do it again.













