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why did q not simply appear on the bridge as a horse if he wanted picard’s attention 

marlinspirkhall

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Bonjour

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Oh, mon dieu! C'est un cheval!

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Oui. Chevauche moi, Picard, chevauche moi!

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Pardo?

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Euh… Chevauche moi? *le clip clop*

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Q?!

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Oh, mon capitaine! You see right through me.

marlinspirkhall

Horse: Hello

Picard: Omg, a horse

Horse: Yes. Ride me, Picard, ride me.

Picard: Pardon?

Horse: Uhh… Ride me? *le clippety cloppety*

Picard: Q?!

vulcanrise

local francophone reblogging just to add that “chevauche-moi” doesn’t exactly translate to “ride me”, it translates to “mount me” which i believe is much more cursed

marlinspirkhall

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Absolutemont suplerblymont

TNGFrench trek fans peeking out

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