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beetledrink

i think new vegas giving you the choices of

  1. just try to kill benny outright
  2. take him back to his secluded room and try to kill him
  3. fuck him then kill him
  4. fuck him then let him go and kill him at caesars camp
  5. fuck him then rescue him from caesars camp

is incredibly funny. they did not need that many outcomes.

beetledrink

for some reason “fuck him and kill him in his sleep” is hilarious to me because i know the dick was not even good and he is not hard to kill so you did all that for no reason you let him suck your toes for the wasteland clout

sourdoughnibblers

“fuck him then let him go then have him crucified” is probably the wildest option. the sex was *that bad* huh?

FNV

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    i think new vegas giving you the choices of...just try to kill benny outright