normal-horoscopes
I just finished LOTR
Men of Rohan: The glories of war are only a means to an end. All I desire is the saftey of my people and peace for my country.
Eowyn: I want to murder orcs so badly it is making me physically ill.
Eowyn, while holding Faramir’s hand and making eye contact with him: I am in love with a noble, strong, wise, but most of all kind man.
Faramir, nodding: Who wouldnt fall in love with Aragorn.
Also, this isnt like a fun headcannon this is damn near a quotation. Eowyn was literally holding the dudes hands and staring into his eyes professing her love and the dumbass thought she was talking about Aragorn. He responded along the lines of “But Aragorn wont be back from the black gate for like a week, so in the meantime its nice to hang out and just look at how pretty you are”
I know its a meme but they really are the epitome of “Couple that shares one collective brain cell”
Glaladriel: Aragorn why are there orcs in lothlorien who have you brought me this time I swear to god if you keep dragging trouble in- *she turns and sees the four hobbits, dwarf, and baby elf*
Galadriel: Nevermind I love them have some presents.
Galadriel holding Gimli by the armpits: Babie..
Gandalf: *Accidentally knocks over a glass of milk*
Gandalf: …
Gandalf: Somehow I am certain this is Peregrin Took’s fault.
Hobbit Cop: You leave me no choice but to arrest you
Samwise “Big Dick” Gamgee: Lol do it then
Aragorn: We come to speak on beha-
Sauron’s Emmissary: I am very evil
Aragorn: Okay. Well, we come to nego-
Sauron’s Emmissary: I would totally kick your ass if my boss would let me
Aragorn: Look we-
Sauron’s Emmissary: Im so evil I don’t even have lips anymore
Frodo: I can’t carry it anymore!
Sam: *picking up frodo* You know what? No. Fuck this. Fuck you.
