one time my girlfriend found one of those catnip packets that come with new cat toys and dumped it on my cat except it was Italian seasoning and she seasoned my cat
He seemed cool with it to be honest
Why would italian seasoning come with a cat toy ??
it wasn’t, we’d coincidentally bought both a food item that came with the seasoning and new cat toys and the two became mixed up
no, that would have been great but unfortunately we immediately realized the error of our ways when we smelled my italian seasoned breadstick of a man