weaver-z
The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make PB&J sandwiches every lunch break. Jedi can only have one Padawan at a time? Bad news, I’m a fucking Sith and I have a gaggle of ten radical, problematic orphans who are my personal apprentices and they all rock.
greedyfather
i’ve never seen a star wars movie but hearing that the good guys can’t have sex is the funniest and most absurd thing. darth vader is wanted for the crime of being a thotty. if he breathes thru his space helmet he a THOT
one-for-all-plus-ultra
you joke but thats literally the main reason he left the jedi order
#well to be fair#(letterkenny chorus of ‘to be faaaaaair’)#he was in a monogamous marriage he wasn’t just being promiscuous#star wars#and he certainly wasn’t getting laid as darth vader#i’m p sure the lava burnt his dick off when he landed on it tummy down#and he was catheterised for the rest of his life
@airyairyaucontraire Maybe Palpatine a cyberdick built for him at the Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Centre. It’s probably not good and he occasionally messes with him (My apprentice, it appears you have a raging boner, how unfortunate for you).
I just realized It’s probably a spare saber.
