glumshoe
glumshoe
conniving mastermind who just sucks ass at chess
glumshoe
everyone thinks he’s a proper Lord Vetinari who feigns incompetency and calls the knights “horses” as part of a master plan but he actually is just really stupid and no one realizes this until it’s too late and he’s driven the state into ruin for no fucking reason
glumshoe
“Why in God’s name did you entrust this man with control of the state? I thought you said he was an evil genius! A Machiavellian prodigy!”
“Well... you see... his goatee was very pointy... and his eyebrows were so angular...”
