paramaline
paramaline

i've got multiple cursed black sails/terror crossover ideas, but perhaps the funniest is "black sails where everything is exactly the same except john silver has been replaced by cornelius hickey." it works because killing a ship's cook and then scamming your way on board a pirate ship like HI I'M THE COOK :3 is a classic hickey move, but then you're left with TWO murderous gay empire-hating gingers staring at each other like

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They have like negative 3 charisma together but somehow they still make it work

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  3. spockvarietyhour said: doesn’t dufresne bite someone’s throat out during a boarding? I would like to see an increasingly unlikeable accountant do the same thing, maybe Dr. Stanley
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  10. sevenpoints said: Again I haven’t watched either show but I want him to rope Vane into his scheme but it turns out Vane was a double agent and his endgame was goading Hickey into getting eaten by the bear thing
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    They have like negative 3 charisma together but somehow they still make it work
  12. paramaline said: @areyougonnabe RIGHT like they would be so unbelievably bad for each other, but they might also successfully overthrow western civilization together?? I Would Like To See It
  13. paramaline said: @sevenpoints i firmly believe that one of the only things black sails is missing is a little cannibalism, so yes. PIRATE cannibal with delusions of godhood
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