biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me
you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch
dragon-in-a-fez
are you seriously telling me it’s not even black
loudestcrowdever
@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol
COFFIN WHAT NOW
rattycastle
Yooooo
THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES
people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering
i-am-a-koi
okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier
it is a spaghetti noodle with a head
camazotz
Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa
becausedragons
that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory
