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What your favorite Deep Space Nine character says about you.

Sisko: You crave a strong father figure in your life, also, I respect you.

Bashir: You were the gifted kid in elementary school and now you have crippling depression.

Jadzia: You lie somewhere outside the gender binary and also you’re really hot.

Kira: You love women and hate people telling you to calm down.

Quark: You purposefully buy the ugliest clothes at thrift shops and you might be an alcoholic.

Odo: You’re somewhere on the aro/ace spectrum and you do your best to forget that he’s a cop.

Worf: You have a great sense of humor and you never quite got over TNG.

O’Brien: You’re a bit of a masochist, and you work somewhere that doesn’t pay you nearly enough.

Garak: Alien fucker on main.

Ezri: You’re really sweet and nothing excites you more than untapped potential.

Rom: You’re literally the nicest person I’ve ever met.

Keiko: Congratulations, you have taste.

Dukat: You scare me.]