goldkat-g0negrey
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
mediocrepresident
fortangel
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
trilllizard666
Confidence Helps
advanced-procrastination
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
polarbear-phil
A lady around here just got 2 years in jail for being a nurse for 20 years.
She just realised a nurse in her area had the same name, stole her credentials and started working.
“ [Lawyer] said the woman was even responsible for training others.
There were some cases where, in the operating room, doctors noticed she struggled with certain medical devices, but that wasn’t enough to give her away, said [other Lawyer] .”
