celesteiscute asked:
Wait who tf is named moist or is that a shitpost?
thestuffedalligator answered:
Moist von Lipwig, the main character in Going Postal by Terry Pratchett. A conman who prefers to go by literally any other name than Moist
He’s the glittery one in the middle. No matter what he calls himself, he’s always Moist inside
