parentheticalaside
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
blacklaceandcombatboots
who wrote this, expose him
ofools
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
tobbun
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
tyradicalsaurusreg
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
lesbian-lizards
That was difficult to read.
didi-is-spiffy
So ugly
deliciouslysporadiccollection
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
sunnysrecovery
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
bonitabreezy
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
imoldbutimstillintothat
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
n7kiera-ryder
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
pyschoticbiotic
“To get back to my body”
kittykillall
synonym-for-life
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
l0vegl0wsinthedark
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im actually laughing so hard omg
jumpingjacktrash
end harpy shaming 2k18
pixie-mage
harpy shaming
