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Item: Vest of Tiny Cars; as the Robe of Useful Items but it’s just tiny cars. The tiny cars do obey the commands of the Vest’s wearer but, like, they are tiny cars. What do you think that is going to accomplish. You are fighting a dragon. Are they going to steal his coins one by one? Are they going to drive up his neck and rev their tiny engines in his ear to distract him? Are they going to provide a way for an army of Battle Pixies to startle him?

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