Who’s comin’? Wait a minute. Harry and Ethel, Norman, Uncle Gene, and the twins. Well, how would I know what to feed ’em? What didja feed ’em the last time? You wanna give ’em spaghetti, give ’em spaghetti! Who’s on a diet? Oh, this is ridiculous.

Columbo talking to his wife on the phone in An Exercise in Fatality, 1974.

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