Re: okay for a moment I thought it was JFJ and wheels are now turning

*in the wardroom* *2nd course*
JFJ: So there I was, totally overpowered by these tiny men…
FRMC: *dead-eyed stare* *thinking* Not this fucking story again…Jopson, hear my silent plea for more booze.
*3 hours later*
JFJ: Of course, in contrast, these particular fellows were massively tall…
FRMC: *climbs into whiskey bottle*

*3 years later*
JFJ: MISTER HICKEY, PRIVATE PILKINGTON UNTIE ME, YOU TINY, TINY MEN!

perfect (abt this post)