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Anonymous asked:

Do people really think it's okay to masturbate in a house or apartment, especially if they don't own it? Like, someone else might live there some day. That's so gross.

maykitz answered:

common misconception but its actually really good for the house. it basically functions like the opposite of a murder; being cummed in increases property value

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