lol this rules, some dude down in Alabama is waging a one man war against "wake boats" by drilling holes in them. Locals have dubbed him "no wake Jake" and almost fifty of them have formed a committee urging him to run for sheriff. Oh yeah, and he dresses like this while he's sneaking around sinking boats.

What exactly are "wake boats"? Also this dude looks cool as fuck

They're boats that are designed to create a larger than usual wake (which is destructive to shorelines) so that people can do wakeboarding tricks on them.

rare cryptid

this is EXACTLY what i meant by “if you dont like something do something about it” fucking chad

His mask looks like Takeshi Kitano