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spocksjuul

Charlie X is proof that Kirk would make a bad fuckin dad everyone is like “Kirk you gotta teach this kid about the birds and the bees” and he avoids him for half the episode then talks to him in vague metaphors for like thirty seconds and then is like “uhhhh let’s go to the gym I’ll teach you how to beat the shit out of people”

buttspocks

i present to you the captain dad alignment chart

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