Obsessed w this revolving door of hot bi alt women that keep dating my internet brainrot conservative roommate, only to break up with him when they come to terms w the fact that he's like, a rat person. I think they all see that he's 5'3 and kinda pathetic and think "I can fix him" but I've lived with him for well over a year and honey you can't. Girl he started eating raw eggs because Reddit told him to. You think you can fix him? I have to laugh.