gul-dukat-announcements
ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. IT'S THE EVENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOLKS! THE ULTIMATE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BATTLE: WORF WEDNESDAY OR WEYOUNDSDAY? WHO WILL CLAIM THE TITLE, THE BELT, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE RIGHTS TO THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THE WEEK? IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE THE WEYOUNATOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!! *federation booing, enthusiastic cardassian applause, unenthusiastic BajOrAn applause* THIS PURPLE FIGHTER CAME HERE ALL THE WAY FROM THE GAMMA QUADRANT TO KICK ASS! HE'S SO STRONG HE CAN DRINK POISON, AND HE'S PREPARED TO DEFEND OUR SPACE STATION TO THE DEATH!!! AND IN THIS CORNER, THE FEDERATION'S MOST EVIL REPRESENTATIVE, LITERALLY NOBODY LIKES HIM HE SUCKS SO MUCH, I CANNOT STAND THIS GUY HE'S LIKE REALLY ANTI-CARDASSIAN OCCUPATION AND RUDE TO ME, WORF THE WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!!! *wild federation cheering, cardassian booing, half hearted pretend BajOrAn booing* WORF THE WARRIOR IS A BRUTAL KLINGON, TRAINED IN THE ART OF COMBAT AND EAGER TO DEFEND HIS HONOR. WILL OUR HERO THE WEYOUNATOR BE ABLE TO DEFEAT HIM? FIND OUT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!
*upbeat musical jingle* 🎶come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come to Quark's, don't walk, run!🎶 Quark's dabo wheels, holosuites, and bar! Fun for the whole family!
WE NOW RETURN TO THE FINAL SHOWDOWN! ROUND ONE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
THE ENEMIES APPROACH EACH OTHER WITH BLOODLUST IN THEIR EYES. THEY'RE READY FOR BATTLE, HUNGRY FOR VICTORY, AND- *the audience gasps*
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🎶Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come to Quark's, don't walk, run!🎶 Love wins at Quark's!
Happy star trek day!
