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So I just moved to the United States this week right. And the most recent thing I've learned is that 64 ounces.. is quite a fair amount of juice. How did I learn this? By getting 7.5 litres of juice delivered to my hotel.

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I didn't think it would be THIS much juice because all of this just cost me 9 dollars at Walmart. I thought it'd be a few tiny bottles at best. Not SEVEN AND A HALF LITRES

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Another thing I learned: a family sized pack of Chips Ahoy........ is a lot of fucking cookies

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I don't know how to tell you this but I'm Brazilian

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I have been called a lot of offensive things but European is something I will not stand for