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Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

  • If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim
  • If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere
  • There is an Anti-Tarrasque.
  • Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.
  • If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.
  • Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that
  • Lazer guns exist, they're just shy
  • If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain
  • There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly
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    If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim