already, zendaya is the best person in this film

i want that twink obliterated (unsexily)

paul and his dad: *walk through a cliffside graveyard*

me: is that where they make the hákarl? with spices?

so help me, if they don't lean into the fucked up psychosexual stuff....

you know, it occurs to me that this all could have been solved quickly and neatly if paul had been just the littlest bit more submissive and breedable.

i see they had no problem incorporating the fucked up racial stuff, but the fucked up psychosexual stuff is off the menu.