spockvarietyhour techsgtjenn
exemplarybehaviour

bad news is that i have spent years cultivating the ability to pass as a normal social person in public only for it to be largely undone by 2020. the good news is that everyone else is ALSO out of practice so me being a giant weird is excusable

exemplarybehaviour

the context of this is that i shook someone's hand for the first time in years and i went about it in the weirdest weird possible and was like "sorry that was a pretty hesitant hand shake" and he replied "no it's okay. it was nice and warm." no offense but what the F U C K kind of conversation is that

88,930 notes

  1. hatfish reblogged this from somethingintheforest
  2. high-society-anxiety reblogged this from theydiedtogether
  3. theydiedtogether reblogged this from angelicboy
  4. eltonjohnofficial reblogged this from lemmmmmmmmmmonade
  5. picklem7 reblogged this from bananathursdays
  6. angelicboy reblogged this from ftmdom
  7. ex-mage reblogged this from grlgoddess
  8. friedricebunny reblogged this from mayojar
  9. mayojar reblogged this from foryouthegays
  10. kingexplodomurder reblogged this from ftmdom
  11. biancahatesyou reblogged this from penultipex
  12. pussywhang reblogged this from concupiscence66
  13. vivalamusicaltheater reblogged this from finalgirrl
  14. mothmoans reblogged this from butch-himbo-king
  15. concupiscence66 reblogged this from daydreaminggenius
  16. daydreaminggenius reblogged this from i-had-sex-with-a-shark
  17. parknerandirondad reblogged this from sarah-sandwich
  18. grlgoddess reblogged this from salt-hag
  19. scouts-mockingbird reblogged this from finalgirrl
  20. 0-popcorn-0 reblogged this from sunshinexlollipops
  21. bananathursdays reblogged this from salt-hag
  22. exemplarybehaviour posted this
    bad news is that i have spent years cultivating the ability to pass as a normal social person in public only for it to...