biximagyins
biximagyins
If Din Djarin and Han Solo are ever fucking meet in canon and they, like the absolute disaster fathers they are, start talking about stupid clunker ship mechanics and thus remind me of my own mechanically inclined father I will literally receive a leathal dose of daddy issues
theydjarin
theydjarin
At some point, they start debating whose ship is better with increasingly transparent metaphors to sexual prowess, then eventually it devolves into them weirdly aggressively complementing each other’s ships, meanwhile Luke just stares on helplessly
Leia: What are they doing?
Luke: I think they’re... flirting??
Leia: oh yeah I can see it
spockvarietyhour
Din: my last ship blew up. all I have left is this staff.
Han: I don’t even know where my ship is?!?! I don’t even have the fuzzy dice!
