willowcrowned
![a wookiepedia paragraph that reads "Droopy McCool was the commonly known stage name[1] of Snit,[5] who was a male Kitonak and the lead horn player of the Max Rebo Band.[1] McCool's real name, however, was actually a series of flute-like whistles, unpronounceable by any other species.[6] He played the chindinkalu flute.[2] His body released a vanilla-like smell.[3]"](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fc2884a5ef870975e2982a07505bbc82/3af5858403beb59b-88/s540x810/1bd9d859c2ec63b8b59d480b2fc2afa9cfe5e345.jpg)
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willowcrowned
do you guys ever read a wookiepedia paragraph that hits you like a truck
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willowcrowned
only half of those are real words
willowcrowned
this is the guy it’s talking about by the way
willowcrowned
wookiepedia editors are stronger than anything if I had to write the sentence “His body released a vanilla-like smell” about something that looked like a dachshund a mushroom and someone’s severed big toe got slammed together in a nuclear reactor I would walk into the woods and never come back
nevertheless-moving
nevertheless-moving
Droopy McCool out there living his best life just to get his personal olfactory data leaked and then be ruthlessly dragged over it
atagotiak
atagotiak
Walk into the woods and never come back? Like how Droopy walked into the desert and never came back?
willowcrowned
I hate star wars so much it’s unreal
