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the-real-numbers

I would like to apologize to polo shirts for not appreciating them sooner

the-real-numbers

Do they look good? Not usually. Do they feel good? Occasionally. Do they communicate "chill out bro I only just work here?" Absolutely. And sometimes that's what an employer needs to hear

the-real-numbers

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I'm not even going to button the top button. Physically I may be in this cubicle but mentally I am enjoying a tropical drink on the beach. I am responding to your unnecessary email with nothing but cool ocean breeze. If you have any problems you can swing by my desk with another tropical drink and maybe I will consider doing analysis on that spreadsheet you sent to me in jpeg format. Maybe.

shadowpuppy2

Who the fuck jpegs a spreadsheet

the-real-numbers

Would you believe me if I said "people employed by the federal government"

tarilaran

Unfortunately

human-south-of-north-pole

HOW the fuck do you jpeg a spreadsheet?

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    I would like to apologize to polo shirts for not appreciating them sooner