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injailoutsoon12 asked:

okay so I'm curious now:

which one would be more dangerous when encountered in the wild: a sun bear, a polar bear, a grizzly, a spectacled bear, or a black bear?

bunjywunjy answered:

THE POLAR BEAR, FULL STOP.

all of the other bears on that list may very well attack you with fatal results if they decide you’re a threat or an interloper, but the polar bear is the one that WANTS to eat you, and if you’re not careful, WILL eat you.

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prey is scarce in the arctic and polar bears are big animals, so they’ve evolved to be long-distance stalking predators that will NEVER turn down a warm meaty meal, weird opposable thumbs or no!

if you see a polar bear in the arctic, even if you’re with a group, take extra care the next few days to make sure that it’s REALLY gone and not just following you at a distance to learn your habits and ambush you when you least expect it!

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more than one arctic researcher didn’t change up their routine often enough and opened the station door for their smoke break only to find a polar bear waiting for them patiently on the other side, at which point they were dragged off onto the ice and never seen again.

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I would say it’s a grizzly fate, but that pun would be unbearable.

cicanaci

this was more than i can bear

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