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jame7t

short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong

jame7t

women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a wall (flirtatiously) and men buy me cars and houses due to my beauty and it’s all because I’m the human equivalent of a purse dogy

terminalvortex

& the very idea of not being able to collect past books is like kind of shitty if someone doesn't play a season they're fucked essentially

jame7t

im literally always saying this

terminalvortex

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